Bob Dylan - Talkin' John Birch Paranoid Blues (Bootleg Series, Vols. 1-3: Rare & Unreleased, 1961-1991)
Well, I was feelin' sad and feelin' blue,
I didn't know what in the world I was gonna do,
Them Communists they wus comin' around,
They wus in the air,
They wus on the ground.
They wouldn't gimme no peace. . .
So I run down most hurriedly
And joined up with the John Birch Society,
I got me a secret membership card
And started off a-walkin' down the road.
Yee-hoo, I'm a real John Bircher now!
Look out you Commies!
Now we all agree with Hitlers' views,
Although he killed six million Jews.
It don't matter too much that he was a Fascist,
At least you can't say he was a Communist!
That's to say like if you got a cold you take a shot of malaria.
Well, I wus lookin' everywhere for them gol-darned Reds.
I got up in the mornin' 'n' looked under my bed,
Looked in the sink, behind the door,
Looked in the glove compartment of my car.
Couldn't find 'em . . .
I wus lookin' high an' low for them Reds everywhere,
I wus lookin' in the sink an' underneath the chair.
I looked way up my chimney hole,
I even looked deep inside my toilet bowl.
They got away . . .
Well, I wus sittin' home alone an' started to sweat,
Figured they wus in my T.V. set.
Peeked behind the picture frame,
Got a shock from my feet, hittin' right up in the brain.
Them Reds caused it!
I know they did . . . them hard-core ones.
Well, I quit my job so I could work alone,
Then I changed my name to Sherlock Holmes.
Followed some clues from my detective bag
And discovered they wus red stripes on the American flag!
That ol' Betty Ross . . .
Well, I investigated all the books in the library,
Ninety percent of 'em gotta be burned away.
I investigated all the people that I knowed,
Ninety-eight percent of them gotta go.
The other two percent are fellow Birchers . . . just like me.
Now Eisenhower, he's a Russian spy,
Lincoln, Jefferson and that Roosevelt guy.
To my knowledge there's just one man
That's really a true American: George Lincoln Rockwell.
I know for a fact he hates Commies cus he picketed the movie Exodus.
Well, I fin'ly started thinkin' straight
When I run outa things to investigate.
Couldn't imagine doin' anything else,
So now I'm sittin' home investigatin' myself!
Hope I don't find out anything . . . hmm, great God!
Bob Dylan Live 1964 - 103 Talkin' John Birch Paranoid Blues (04:15)
The third track, Talkin' John Birch Paranoid Blues, of the first disc of The Bootleg Series Volume
6: Bob Dylan Live 1964 Concert at Philharmonic Hall.
Hey, they just did something alot of Artists do, they made a cover. I agree now that I've heard the original that they didn't do it justice, but I don't want them punished in the after life. You shouldn't judge a band based on their cover. Listen to their originals. Helena is Amazing. I garentee you that someday someone is going to want to cover that and they'll tare that apart too. It happens. Deal with it. sorry to sound so crude.
Autor: Anastasiabarth
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Agree
Autor: memole76
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Lol MCR, genius, good one!
Autor: ShadowCrashed81
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Bob Dylan's version is so much better for a calm mood.
Mcr's is just for whenever you're hyped up and stuff ;3
Either way, they're both GREAT.
Autor: Xxsharpies12xX
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Wow.
MCR and Bob's version both differ completely.
Ofcourse both are genious :)
Although I must admit, being a huge MCR fan myself, the lyrics are MUCH easier to understand in the original.
Autor: HannahLouuuuuu94
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My favourite is the MCR version, because it was the first version I heard, and I like that genre of music more.
But I do think this song is owed credit. Mostly, originals are the best, better than the covers, but in this case I think it truely depends on what you like to listen to.